Call me Tofu… Scrambled Tofu

 

Oh, sorry!  I didn’t see you come in.

But let me tell you, I’m glad we’re alone.  I can tell that in a moment, you’ll be devouring me in a hot and hasty, elbows on the table and no holds barred feeding frenxy. 

Yup, I’m scrambled tofu.  Lashed with guacamole and spiked with zesty salsa, I’m one sexy pita.

You know you love me.